Without a doubt The Expendables tops my list of most disappointing movies of all time. The thought of Stallone, Statham, Li, and Lundgren in the same film got me ridiculously excited. Unfortunately, The Expendables had no plot. Even a ton of badasses shooting each other needs some context, so I left the theater feeling very let down. Now Stallone is back and trying his best to get me all excited again but I won't be swayed so easily. Bigger roles for Arnold and Bruce Willis? Not enough, Arnold is creepy now anyways. Van Damme and Chuck Norris? Still not excited, I get my daily dose of Chuck Norris from the Internet. Director Simon West aka the man who directed both Con Air AND the music video for "Never Gonna Give You Up"? FINE, you win Stallone, I'm excited.
If you still aren't convinced this movie will be awful, allow me to fix that. Not only is Snooki in this film but so is the entire cast of The Jersey Shore. God help us.
I've never liked the concept of a dog show. Admittedly, I've never been to one but judging dogs seems strange. I couldn't care less whether or not my dog is pure bred or "perfectly proportioned." So I find the idea of an award for the ugliest dog hilarious.
I was all done with my post and ready to go to bed until I saw this:
Awesome, I wasn't particularly excited when New Line announced that The Hobbit would be split into two movies. It seemed like a shameless money grab but maybe there is enough material to justify it. Regardless, I really enjoyed that surprisingly long trailer and can't wait to return to Middle-Earth.
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